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Harry, do you have to be doing that right now? Yeah.
I got a 500-word book report due for night school.
"It's so dreadful to be poor, sighed-- all right, enough.
Listen, the key to studying is finding the short cuts, all right? Look, later we'll go out, we'll buy you some cliff notes.
It's like an easy little synopsis, all right? It'll take you Ooh, what a relief.
I don't mind readin'.
It's readin' books that I hate.
Harry, why aren't you studying? Oh, don't worry, Dick.
Tommy and I are going to go out later and just buy a book report.
Ah.
Good man.

Hey, Dick, don't forget your lunch.
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I'm meeting officer Don at the police station for lunch.
Oh, make sure he shows you the tank.
The tank? Yeah, but don't get too close, otherwise the inmates will start hootin' and hollerin' and telling you they love ya.
Oh.
I'd better put on my new tie.
Well, Dick, this is it.
The tank.
Oh.

Unlike you, I happen to have faith in the human race.
I can take any one of these men, rehabilitate him, and make him a productive member of society.
You're mad, Solomon.
Am I? Come on, you, you're coming home with me.
What are you doing? I'm going to pay his fine and make him whole again.
As god is my witness, nothing will deter me from saving this man.
Ok.
His fine is $1,500.
Ooh.
How much for the skinny one? Uh, 750.
And the short hair in the corner? Eddie? 100 bucks.
Wrap him up.
I'll take him.

What's going on? Oh, Sally, I'd like you to meet Eddie, my plain old regular friend Eddie.
He's been in prison.
Ok, bend over.
Sally, Sally, he's a friend.
He's a guest.
You will treat him with respect.
Did you find anything? He's clean.


Eddie, the bathroom is right in there.
Why don't you go take a nice hot shower and scrub off the stench of incarceration? He means to kill us.
Oh, hush.
How dare you?! This man is a human being, and right now he's giving me something to do.
Dick, isn't this a major security breach? Oh, nonsense.
It's a magnificent experiment.
I intend to prove that a nurturing family and a solid role model can turn a man's life around.
And who would that role model be? You're lookin' at him, sass mouth.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Your lease says absolutely, positively no dogs.
Why, are you allergic? No.
I just get nervous.
You know how dogs like to dig? I got 6 cats buried in the backyard.
Oh.
You better make that 5.
Not my problem.
Not my dog anymore.
We don't want him.
Well, I'm not taking him back.
Oh, naturally.
Nobody wants to take responsibility.
I can see that yet again, it falls upon me to make Sally take responsibility.
Oh, great.
I can't believe I have to deal with that miserable creature.
You're talking about me, aren't you? Oh, yeah.

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